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PostPosted: Jan 14th, '07, 18:14 
Probably a stuffed fish... who gave him that idea


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And so the angling 'Legend of Axl' is born...

He was seven feet tall, muscle bound and could shoot flames from his eyes, poor Pav never stood a chance (legend has it that the only woman that could tame Sir Axl was a shark tammer herself!) :D

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Right, Well to set the scene, you must think Darks skies looming oppressively, Thunder and Ligntning, A hook made from Thunderbolt Iron from the forge of the cave dwelling blacksmiths of Alligator Creek, A Single Strand of Hair from a Flame Headed Amazon, and a cockaroach the size of a small dog. Got that in your heads? right then we will continiue. The hero of the piece, braving floods, drains and continious flows(AP pun there!) fighting his way Up the Hill to the tanks, Eagle like eyes spotting a cockaroach under some leaf litter(Coz he couldn't find any worms!) A huge and, more importantly, precise cast of the Amazon hair with hook attached in a standard blood knot, Oh and a little red and white bobber float, >THE DEAMON Called PAV disguised as a fish STRIKES the Bait, The float dissappears!, Muscles heaving, lots of sweating and much loud Heroic Orchestral music in the background, Eons pass but the battle rages on, Continents move and collide and break apart to for new landmasses but still the TITANIC struggles of GOOD and EVIL, of MAN against NATURE continiues. Finally the clouds part, the sunlight breaks back through, and there inna bucket is the previously untamed LORD OF DARKNESS (LORD of the Big Tank anyway) PAV. (More John williams music here) Then as an act of COMPASSION, PAV is released Back to the Domain of the Fallen(the tank) where he will live out his life in peace, until the next time I want to catch Him! The End ....roll credits....................................

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Very good!

does the demon fish PAV embrace the compassion shown by the all powerful lord axl, or does he plot in the dark depths of his water filled lair, how to rebel? And thus devise a ruse of high ammonia to fool lord axl into draining his tank.
Little does Dark PAV know that during this battle he will reckon with the long dormant power of of the omi present beings nitrosmonas and nitrobacter, twin brothers that keep the balance of ammonia and nitrite in check. Dark PAV will need to conjure the dreaded PH to stand a chance......................... Lord axl will then need to embark on on a quest to the shores of the great sea in seach of an amulet known only as carbonate................

Then will the final battle be fought.................

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Probably didn't want to bring too much attention to it, as she probably thinks you would be embarrassed to have so many posts :roll:


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Hey sorry exalted one, I missed it too.

Congrats, another AP milestone


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Jaymie you lucky girl

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Oh Great Steve, :king:

From those of us who worship at your feet :notworthy:

Please accept my humble congratulations on your ascension to the 4000's. May all your posts be worthy, pithy and fine.

May you continue to post, expounding your wisdom to us all :notworthy:

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Love it. Congrats on the fish catch.

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Back on topic - what's the update on the fish ETA?

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