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everyone ad on your piece off the story, & make it interesting..........

I was there At the Aquaponic Anonymous meeting could never forget how it ended but let me begin at the beginning...........
It was a bright, happy and sunny afternoon over a Joels place, i looked around at every one doing their thing. The 'who is who' of AP was there, I mean every one, the weather was so nice, the fish were swiming around gleefully, you could almost see the plants in the many systems growing
But where is steve and jaime?, yes were are the two some one asked?

feeding the chooks monya replied . every one goes silent, all eyes goes on Ell " feeding the chooks?' she says with a jealous look in her eye as she reaches into her tool box and pulls out .........................

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that was used in his sex change operation, because up until shortly before the meeting Ell (Les) was a male.


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Les then picks up his/her holesaw(cos it is a girly tool, not fit for a bloke, but now with his girly little arms there is no way he can handle a chainsaw!)

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and starts to dril holes in joel's fish tanks but wouldn't have that he quickly grabs a 14 in tilapia that's flipping around on the bottom of one of his now empty tanks and..........

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Attempts CPR! (Even though the tilapia does not yet need it!)

One of the fish has a wild look in its eye and ....

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Joel came storming in from down near the chook pen, wondering what the hell Lez was doing drilling holes in his tank. And more to the point, where did that 14in tilapia come from, they were only 1in long when he put them in the tank a month or so ago..

The fish with the wild look in it's eye is still eyeing off the people gathering around, wow, these must be super fish 1in to 14in in only 5-6 weeks..? :shock: And even when they are left with no water in the tank they just lay there eyeing of the nearby people, hardly even struggling in the shallow water..

Suddenly one of the chooks squarks and there's a loud commotion down in the chook pen... Where's Monya? He was.....

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trying to put out Steve's pyro display and burnt his............

meanwhile Les is explaining to EB (bit difficult when feet are off the ground and having his neck stretched) I am installing the new........

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water level sensor mkIII, as EB slowly lets Les put his feet back on the ground there is a guttural scream by TimC as he is electrocuted by all those solar panels, in writhing pain he said.........................

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SLA batteries when les's MKIII level sensor was being comissioned.

Steve, smelling the odour of smoke from tims burning clothes came running down from the chook shed that had now been razed shouting.....

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...don't waste anything, there's probably lots of potassium and other valuable trace elements we can throw on the grow beds.

With one quick yank he stripped Tims clothes from his now charred back ....


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scraped off the medium to rare skin and called for KE14 who...............

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