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PostPosted: May 6th, '07, 22:03 
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Ah, the joys of escaping the suburbs forever. 8)

The only 'sales pitches' I've had to endure over the last 2 months since finally 'going bush' are whether I'd like some free plants, goats, horses, ducks, turkeys or chickens, whether I'd like to buy some organic personal care products, or whether I'd like to come to the local pub for a ridiculously cheap 'double happy hour' feed of fresh barramundi and drinks.

It's good to be in the outback. :wink:


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Alright, my next vent.... These bastards out in the country who keep rubbing it into the noses of us stuck in the city.. :wink: :D

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PostPosted: May 7th, '07, 05:40 
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Not only will it kill stray salesmen but it then cleans up after itself by eating them :twisted:

Again with the Roman thing but have you ever watched pigs dig up rat burrows, catch the rats, eat the rats and noted the blood dribbling down their chins :twisted:

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Just found a great ' smiley' for here ;)
check it out :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: May 7th, '07, 21:10 
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thats funny I thought bitchin' was good!
VENT(the name for the egg hole and bum of a chook)
I hate it when I go to these ppls place that have those games u play on a TV screen...
Takes u 3 hours to master it all, ur arms & shoulders are busted,
and you have -sorry, the host has runout of bourbons because you've drunk them all and you were to slack to get some from the bottleO
200 mtrs away.
hehehehehehehheheehheheheh
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hahahaha... How are your arms feeling today C1... You were really starting to get the hang of that bowling, you beat B2barker.... :)

I'll have to figure how to add that one AM.... :)

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Yeh well you did know that I was going to be on an intimate basis with a drive way by the end of the day...
and I was.. but I didn't like her...
Though she was starting to develop colour by the time I had to leave.. only to return tomorrow to finish her off!
hehehe had fun back hurts though-- well tingles!
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Here in the states we have Craigslist for ranting. Some of it is downright funny. Some of it downright disturbing. I suggest going to teh "Best Of" link first and reading as much as you can handle before splitting a seam. It's good therapy. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Thanks for starting this thread EB....here's my rant:

I am so fed up with SUV's. I'm even more fed up with the "escalation of size for the sake of safety" argument. It's like we're back in the Cold War stndoff where everyone thinks having a bigger SUV will protect them....How about this? SLOW DOWN EVERYONE....and buy smaller vehicles...then when I get in an accident with someone I won't be instantly killed because my little Toyota couldn't stop your tractor!

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I'm tired of cold weather, taxes and laws that make doing anything difficult. It seems like the only thing that we're given perfect freedom to do is sit around and watch TV and go to the store and buy things.

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yeah know that feeling :( i try my hardest not to watch TV anymore cause i think it really is rotting peoples brains, i mean why is it exciting to watch perfect stangers making compleate asses of them selves ?? in a house the cant leave (big brother )

and the other reality TV shows just get worse, who cares if australia's got talent ?

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I don't know..... That gum leaf blower was pretty cool...... :)

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yeah know that feeling :( i try my hardest not to watch TV anymore cause i think it really is rotting peoples brains, i mean why is it exciting to watch perfect stangers making compleate asses of them selves ?? in a house the cant leave (big brother )

and the other reality TV shows just get worse, who cares if australia's got talent ?

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lol...too afraid to tune into sbs or abc?..there are options to commercial shit

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PostPosted: May 9th, '07, 00:24 
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I have a tip for the door to door sales people:

I just smile and say "I'm so glad you're here. Do you know how to get blood out of a carpet? Please, please, come in!"

For some reason they usually leave.


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lol...too afraid to tune into sbs or abc?..there are options to commercial shit


not too afraid of the ABC or SBS but of my wife who likes the other rubbish :(


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