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That is good will have to cut and paste is that OK.
Take it by that and the time your feeling better then steve.
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roflmao...
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Loved it *whipes tear from cheek)
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shouldn't have had those beans!!


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Who wrote that joke Steve? Very nice set up and delivery it has the hallmarks of a pro.

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See them bloke thongs turn a bluey into yellowy and divide into two.
Thought methane was a clean burner..

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Joke was from an email. I thought it was very witty too :)

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I like this one allso

Why I Fired My Secretary. . .

> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too
> >> >>good that
> >> >> > > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
> >> >>and
>
>> >> > > say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone
> >> >>any
> >> >> > > happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the
> >> >>children
> >> >> > > will remember..
> >> >> >
> >> >
>
>> >> > > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
> >> >>when I
> >> >> > > left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
> >> >>morning,
> >> >> > > Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better
> >> >>that someone had
>
>> >> > > remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
> >> >>and
> >> >> > > said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's
> >> >>your
> >> >> > > birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
> >> >>day.
>
>> >> > > "Let's go!" We went to lunch.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> >
> >> > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
> >> >>private
> >> >> > > little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
> >> >>tremendously.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such
> >> >>a
>
>> >> > > beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > I said, "No, I guess not."
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > After arriving at her apartment she said,
> >> >>"Boss, if you don't mind, I
>
>> >> > > think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
> >> >> > > comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > She went into the bedroom and, in about
> >>six minutes, she came
> >> >>out
> >> >> > > carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife,
> >> >>children, and
> >> >> >
>
>> >> > > dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > And I just sat there ----
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > on the couch ----
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > naked.


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that's a ripper, just emailed it to my boss!!

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Europe and

boasted that he had told his wife she was expected to do all the dishes

and house cleaning that needed doing at their house. He said that she

took a couple of days, but on the third day the dishes were all washed and

put away.



The second man had married a woman from Asia. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking. He told them that the first day he didn´t see any results, but

the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

Dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told

her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

lawn mowed, laundry washed and meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,

but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see

a little out of his left eye.

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Ohh, she is a mean one! Send her back to training camp. LOL

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LOL... I know a few ladies who would match the third wife!

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Grin, its good to know the one's with spirit, beter to have a life partner vice a maid I'd say, although them maid outfits are nice!

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