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haha that's hilarious. what an interesting shaped chilli's. Put them in a jar of oil and label it "A Warning to those who are thinking of pissing me off from those who have pissed me off before" hehehe

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ROFLMAO - well put D

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied suggestively. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f--8ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Can't do anon can I

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What did your 3rd wife die of?
Massive trauma,.....,,
she wouldnt eat her poison mushrooms !!!

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Imma post pics... knitting, my favourite craft... especially after seeing these!!!

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Thats just wrong.

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*sigh* :?


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wrong but oh so right LOL

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And this?
What women really think!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?




SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?



HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!









YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG BLOODY HOUSE!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

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love it ponicsm.

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Pics speak a thousand words...


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classic Simmo, is that at Subiaco Oval?

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two questions

1 is the guy wid the tie important??

2 how do i post a pic


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