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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
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"My wife's."
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"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

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"Can I borrow the dog?"

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What has 3 legs 400 balls and funks everything?


I give up Simo. What has 3 legs, 400 balls and funks everything?


Ans: A Claymore

:dontknow: I thought we were doing riddles, its the only one a I know. Actually Wikipedia reckons they have 700 balls!


They also have four legs :)
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